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Austen Freeze updated his status.

Dec 20, 2014, 5:59 PM·

So, we're doing this Christmas bake day thing at my Grandmas with the family, and we needed some stuff, so I drove my cousin Miranda's car from Goshen to Elkhart and back to grab some supplies and everyone was making jokes like, "don't crash," "don't get pulled over." blah, blah, blah. & I was like "yeah, okay lolololol" and then on my way back, about 5mins from my grandmas house I notice a cop pass me, whip around and come flying up on me.... turns out my cousins car matched the description of a burglary that took place 'like two seconds ago' right down the street and a white male was driving. LMAOOO. Only me, I swear. Thankfully (and obviously) it wasn't me and he let me go. At least it was an SUV with a car seat and baby stuff all over the place or I could've been in some real trouble. Lmfao.

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