So I'm being petty and not talking to anybody or posting on social media until they confirm that aliens are real since all of you are on my goddamn nerves thinking that I'm crazy, but this has been bothering me for a really long time and I need some answers... Why is it like a running joke that people use Vaseline to jack off? Are y'all really using Vaseline to jack off and as Lube? If, So why? It's like the opposite consistency of what you're looking for? at least what I'm looking for? Is that what the inside of a vagina is like? That thick and sticky? That's not what the inside of a butthole is like let me tell you. And that's not what I'm looking for when I jack off? Like what kind of mess are you left with? Not to mention like what is it even doing for you? Might as well just use honey or maple syrup.