I still (at least for now) have enough faith in Humanity to believe that Dr. Fauci + Dr. Birks are only in self-isolation because they flat out told Trump "look if you're not gonna let us stop you we're at least not gonna be apart of this." and just plan on returning in 14 days when shit is a mess. Pence is prolly self-isolating in a damn bunker signing papers and getting the nuclear codes to be President after Trump melts tf down lmao