“I need something cold to drink before I get ready, and we have no ice.. please go get me a soda.” –Me. ”Okay, well your medicine doesn’t give you you cotton mouth? Mine does.” –Me. ”My medicine gives me cotton mouth!” –Mom. “Uhm, no it doesn’t?” – Me. “I’m pretty sure I know my body more than you do..” –Mom. “No, you don’t? I know your body inside and out. I was inside of you for nine months. Have you ever been in there? Didn’t think so.” -Me. #POW!