Crazy Lady - "Want this pizza?" Me - "Uhh, No." Crazy Lady - "Are you sure?" Me - "Yes." Crazy Lady - "Just take it." Me - "No." Crazy Lady - "I bought it for you." Me - "Why?" Crazy Lady - "Eat it!" Me - "0: Okay.. fine." Crazy Lady - "I'm going to watch you eat it." Me - *Taking small bites, hideing it in my cheeks and spitting it out bit by bit when she isn't looking.